Hello everyone!
This past gather in Dar Khabad all kinds of crazy stuff happened. And here is
how it went down!
First night
Cormyn shows up, some guys threatening townspeople. Townspeople hide behind
ward, Cormyn stand outside. Cormyn convince the people to come out of ward,
because wards are for sissies, we go we punk guys. We hang out a bit.
One of the guys gets captured, we take him to Cormyn's cabin. We beat him a
bit, put him in the burlap sack..he tells us something about medallions and
being part of some army of Ignavius's or something. Cormyn finds out that Dar
Khaabad is fighting some people named Ignavian or something. Cormyn decides
since noone can ever have easy names to remember anymore that from then on the
Ignavians will be known as Whatshisnuts and the Dar Khabadians will be known
as Fussy Pants.
So the guy from Whatshisnuts keeps talking about how they are going to kill
peoples families and whatever when suddenly these other guys show up. They tell
us that they work for Fussy Pants and start asking around for citizens of Dar
Khabad...which..well none of us really are.
They start attacking us, we fight them and one of them blows into acid!
It's about this time that Cormyn thinks that there is something wrong with these
people.
Fight happens, people get hurt people get dropped...finally they come to terms.
Come to find out that the people who work for Fussy Pants are Brood.
Yeah....
You heard Cormyn..
Acid dripping, inpregnating, hive mind killer queen nasty breath leave piles
of poo in your backyard Brood.
Apparently Fussy Pants has made allies with The Brood..Cormyn thinks...odd...but
whatever.
So stuff happens we kill stuff yadda yadda and we are all sitting around in
the tavern.
When a group of vampires walks in...like 7 of them...and they aren't hiding
that they are vampires at all...
Cormyn looks at their supremely glowing hands...looks at his sword..and thinks...
Okay...so their vampires...maybe they aren't vampires because they WANT to be...maybe
they are just...unlucky...so umm...
Cormyn looks at their large glowing blinding hands that are so bright they could
scare Dark Elves or guide sleighs at night and Cormyn finishes his thought..
..let's let em be for now..yea...sounds about right...
So the vampires are talking about some War council and we find out that THEY
are teamed up with Fussy Pants as well.
So that makes The Brood...AND a bunch of vampires all teamed up with Fussy Pants...otherwise
known as the Kingdom of Dar Khabad.
Cormyn would have questioned a Fussy Pants noble about it..but oh..surprise
surprise...none were around.
So the rest of the night just kind of happens..things come..we kill them..Frost
shows up, he helps kill some things..
So the next day we find out that this War Council thing happened, and not only
did the Vampires send a "Daywalker" as an emissary, but the Brood
sent some um..Brood things and Madeline....yes...the slaver Madeline...sent
an emissary as well..
Seriously..Cormyn is just waiting for Zimmerman and Mordekai to send emmisaries
and just make this one big giant cluster $#%# of evil..
So stuff happens, we kill things and these two Dragon guys show up...Dargons
in Dar Khabad...you don't say...
They seperate us into teams and make up some dumb game that Cormyn wasn't paying
attention to the information much and then Cormyn is looking forward to slaughtering
townfolk on some other plane but some Baron guy and Frost make a deal.
The game ends in a tie and we all go home...no bloodshed...no swords swung...not
even a chance to use the "Enough Talk" dagger...
So Cormyn sitting around again killing stuff when Highlanders show up. They
let Cormyn walk...cause you know..Cormyn and the Highlanders we got an understandin..
Some guy shows up and escorts John Little to go talk to some noble people.
John comes back and tells us about the complete bullcrap they are trying to
pull.
Something about consipiracy to murder Glenn, and that his punishment is loss
of all worldly possession and two deaths...Cormyn thinks..whatever happened
to 50 lashes.
John Little tells them to go F themselves, not really his words but Cormyn is
adding Editorial flavor, and they tell him he needs to be out of town in an
hour. The did something to Frost too, all I know is Frost came back pissed and
was never seen again.
Cormyn thought maybe his punishment would be consorting with undead, the brood
and slavers...but apparently that is what gets you noble title in the kingdom
of Fussy Pants.
So John Little decides that he ain't leaving because it's a bunch of crap. And
Cormyn and some others back his play.
Some other crap happens, we tool down people and it's been over an hour. And
thats when the Baron and the soon to be King or whoever regeant gorbe guy show
up and the dung hits the wagon wheel.
The come up and threaten John, ask him why he isn't out of town and then attack
him...and quite frankly...
We kickemidateef (trademark Caliphar Belmont)
They attacked John, we retaliated against the consortioning bastards of the
Kingdom of Fussy Pants.
The Baron guy went down faster then a drunk Mystic and the reagent was soon
to follow. Some other people tried to jump in on their side but they got the
whoopin too.
An Evendarian Knight for some reason was present and he told us to leave town
and that he would handle it.
So not wanting the allies of the Kingdom of Fussy Pants to attack us (you know...the
vampires and brood and slavers) we dipped.
Cormyn guesses some other stuff happened afterwards but he doesn't really care.
He ain't going back there again.
Cormyn is leaving the Kingdom of Fussy Pants and their evil allies to the Whathisnuts
army...heh..Cormyn might even send Ignavius a care package.
May the strength of the Bear guide you!
Cormyn "The Invincible" Bloodstar
Warrior of the Sleeping Bear Clan
Champion of The Hunt
Alpha